Feb 20, 2018

Mueller


After reading that Mueller indicted the 13 Russians, I realized that my artwork must have been confiscated by them. My computer was hacked and this great work of art was stolen in 2016. It seems that the Russian bots thought my flattering drawing of Trump would make a fantastic digital poster to help get Donnie elected. It turns out, the KGB felt my portrayal of Mr. T made him look like their kind of president. The right-wing, pretend family values conservatives took one look at this baby on their interweb devices and ran to the nearest fake rally held by the Kremlin. Now that this has come to light, there have been some rumors circulating that I am going to be asked to paint Trump for the National Portrait Gallery in DC. I may have to start hoarding tubes of orange paint.

Feb 16, 2018

Post No Bills


Chloe Kim has been the best thing about the ADlympics so far. I've watched it non-stop. I was wondering how all the snowboard companies got away with having enormous flying billboards throughout the competition. At a certain point, all I was looking at was a giant logo festival. I'm sure advertisers are figuring out if the snowboards could be made into the die-cut shape of a chicken McNugget or a Snickers bar. Clients would love to see their actual product flying through the air. I'm sure we will soon see LED screens on the bottom of the snowboards. It would be nice to see a video playing underneath the board of someone brushing their teeth with Colgate toothpaste as Shaun White glides through the air. Don't worry folks, it will all be here soon enough.

Feb 14, 2018

Feb 13, 2018

Dead Sea Part 2


This is the second piece of my Dead Sea Scroll drawing. The left hand page for your viewing pleasure. Next I will post the full image.

Feb 12, 2018

The Right Dead Sea Scroll


This is the right hand page. One more double page drawing I've done. It's my Dead Sea Scroll sketch. I'll post the left hand page in a day or two. Stay tuned.

Feb 9, 2018

Another Full Monty


Here is the drawing in it's entirety. It's nice to see the whole picture.

Feb 8, 2018

The Left Hair


This is the second half of the drawing I posted the other day. The left side of the page. Bet you didn't see that coming. That is some serious hair. Tomorrow I'll post the whole drawing so you can see it in its glory.

Feb 6, 2018

The Right Hair


Again, this is part of a two page drawing. This is the right hand page. It's part of my fixation with old movie stars hairdos. I'll post the left side of the drawing in a day or two.

Feb 2, 2018

The Full Monty


Here is a look at the entire drawing that I did in my Stillman & Birn sketchbook.